Dear Angry Agony Aunt,
There's this customer at work that I find extremely attractive and beautiful, but she is completely out of my league. She works in a much higher position and is earning probably way more that me, is very classy and absolutely stunning. I'm crazy about her. How could I possibly approach, let alone get a girl like that? Do you have any tips?
Oh my god. I'm amazed you managed to set your sentence structure to 'coherent'. I'm guessing you were wailing like the big baby you are as you were typing your question. I can just imagine the salty tears flooding in betwen the keyboard keys. So my first piece of advice is to mop up the mess, blow your nose and read my further advice.
A man only has one role in life and that's to be downtrodden and/or heartbroken by a woman. If a man isn't feeling one of these emotions at any one time, he's not a real man. By the sound of your question, it seems like you have a case of both. This means there's nothing wrong with you and you're doing everything right. However, it also sounds like you're not operating in a rational state of mind, so I'm going to have to adjust my answer.
There's nothing worse in the world than unrequited love. Nothing worse. And that includes having crabs. Or being bitten by a crab. These situations can be cured easily with either a cream or a scream. But there's no cure for a debilitating crush. You can spend your days giving googly eyes to this obviously ungrateful woman with nothing in return other than a demand for you to do something work related. Come to think of it, she sounds like a real bitch.
But there's no accounting for taste, so my advice is that you should go for it. It'll end up one of two ways. If she turns you down, you'll be heartbroken. If she doesn't turn you down, you'll be forever downtrodden. That means you're a real man and life is good.
Send your questions to me - angryauntis@gmail.com
Send your questions to me - angryauntis@gmail.com
